Its time that the brood return to their place of origin
and for a serious review of services and policies.
Meet fellow users and sysops to complain and praise.
Potential new users warmly welcomed.
Finally, cool off after excitement and heated debate
in the local BRI swimming pool.
For space enquire to firstname.lastname@example.org
or call +44 (0)117 907 4190 and ask for the sparror-keeper.